Why did the jeepney driver bring a ladder to work?

Because the fare kept going up.

Why don't traffic lights in Manila ever take a vacation?

They can't get past the red tape.

What do you call a balikbayan box that arrived on time?

A miracle with a tracking number.

Why did the halo-halo break up with the ice cream?

Too many mixed feelings.

Why did the karaoke machine get promoted?

It always hit the high notes at work.

Why did the rice cooker apply for a news job?

It had a great sense of timing.